Vader has shut you in a room

[sin_and_misery]

[you awake to find yourself wrapped tightly in what appears to be a blanket burrito. There are other motionless lumps around you, and you pray they aren't squeezed to death]

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[leias]

Leia wakes up from a nice dream about pancakes. She unsuccessfully tries to wiggle.

"Vader. Vader, no."

[sin_and_misery]

"You will be safer this way," his mechanized bass rumbles from somewhere above you. "I am in control of the situation."

[leias]

"Safe from what?" Leia angrily thrashes. "Dictators who wrap their grown children in blanket burritos?"

[sin_and_misery]

"No!" he shouts. "You-- this is standard panic room procedure."

No, its not.

[notmygrandfather]

Anakin wakes up to his grandfather shouting. Must be a day of the week.

He tries to reach for his lightsaber. No dice. He shakes his head and calls, "Mom? Tell him I'm going to be late for Jedi school."

[sin_and_misery]

"NO ONE is going ANYWHERE while there is an intruder!" Vader roared.

He's reasonable certain its not one of the other jedi students sneaking around with a spare key this time.

[holocam]

To be fair, Tarc isn't a Jedi student.

He just looks like one.

And that's why a small boy with a holocam is creeping around.